Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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