I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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