I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i just google imaged poop.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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