My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
