The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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