Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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