My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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