farters have to be the big spoon...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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