Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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