try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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