I need help removing her.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
it hurts more in the daytime
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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