Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploringâ€
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