I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He kissed a someone with a penis
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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