i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
