shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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