READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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