hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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