Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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