Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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