no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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