"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
