This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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