Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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