no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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