Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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