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what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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