Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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