those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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