My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
