I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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