but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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