My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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