And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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