NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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