Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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