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That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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