I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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