She is in my trunk
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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