that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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