Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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