Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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