Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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