sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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