Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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