I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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