She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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