If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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