Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize