it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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