3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You were trust falling into bushes
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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