no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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