if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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