I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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