Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my mouth tastes like poor choices
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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