no. you can't hotbox the world.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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