i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
