this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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