is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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