He uses pillows to masturbate.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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